Batman vs Superman: Dawn of Justice
Yes, I know this is not a book but i really
need to talk about it. And actually is based on a comic that is kind of a book
so let´s go with it.
First of all, you need to know that I am huge
nerd when it comes to superheroes movies and shows. Ever since the Avenger’s
movies first came out I haven´t miss a premiere (and Capitan America Civil War
premieres on my birthday. Actually all Marvel movies tend to premiere around my
birthday. That´s how much Marvel loves me). Regarding the TV shows I watch all
of them: Arrow, Flash, Legends of Tomorrow, Supergirl, Agents of Shield… So I
know very well the mythology that surrounds this world. And yes, I have realized
that I mentioned DC and Marvel´s all together.
So obviously I was expecting to love Batman vs
Superman and that´s not what happened. I do no hate the movie but I do hate
some characters and surprisingly, Lex Luthor is not one of them. I hated Batman,
every time he opened his mouth I want to punch him. Batman was such an
asshole. I mean from a 2 hours and a half,
I ended liking 15 minutes of the movie. That´s such a shame! How could they
manage to make a bad superheroes movie?
If Batman as I said was an asshole, Superman in
this movie was not super, not at all. I get that they want to show that he has
feelings and he is “human” after all. But seriously, after all what happened on
Men of Steel I would say he must be much more confident. He is so insecure
about everything and when he is Clark, which actually is for most of the movie,
he´s only concern is about disobey his boss. Honestly if I was Perry I would fire
him right away.
To talk deeply about the movie I might do some
spoilers, so if you haven´t watch the movie yet and you don´t want to know
anything stop reading now. If you decide to continue and get spoiled is under
your own responsibility.
So in the first scene on the movie we get to
see another point of view on the battle between Superman and the other
Kriptonian, general Zod was his name. In this view we see how Bruce Wayne
decided to go to Metropolis when he finds out what was happening and he goes to
the point in which everything is happening, cause that is so reasonable. Come on,
isn’t that what you would do? If you see aliens with super strength and a bunch
of other powers fighting against each other you go right where they are
fighting, why would you even try to go as further as you can?
And apparently that´s the reason why Bruce
Wayne/Batman hates Superman. Ok, Superman might destroy a few properties and
some people might have been killed but, he didn´t do it on purpose, he was just
trying to save everyone! Plus if he hadn´t appear they wouldn’t be Metropolis
left to be saved and probably not even Gotham to be saved.
But the movie continues with an argument that
is so lame. Lois goes somewhere in Africa to interview a terrorist and it is
discovered that her companion works for the CIA, and they killed him. So far
all is so reasonable but when the terrorist is probably about to kill Lois
Superman appears out of nowhere and saved the day. At least for his girlfriend,
cause apparently the Men of Steal had to destroy an entire village to kill one
terrorist.
Going on we get to see why Superman hates
Batman and this, have logic, actually. If Superman is known for anything is for
his high standard of justice and this Batman had none. He is a ruthless
vigilantly with no moral at all. Batman knows he is not doing things right and
when Alfred told him he respond something like: “Yes, I know is not right, but
we are criminals you know”. Really?
Another thing I have to say is that I do not
like how the relationship between Bruce and Alfred is portrait. I do not see
any familiarity between them, is more of a companionship than a friendship or a
family. We are talking about a man who has raised Bruce since the death of his
parents. And actually I see that the one to blame for this are both of them. In
one hand, Bruce is, as I´ve previously said, such a jerk; on the other hand,
Jeremy Irons is no longer what he was, he delivers all his lines with the same
expression. Alfred has the same face expression when he is having a coffee with
Bruce than when he is assisting him in one of his missions.
I must continue by saying that the first appearance
of Wonder Woman was the most interesting thing out of the first third part of
the movie. Cause the little dialectic fight between Clark and Bruce was just
annoying, so I won´t be elaborating. But Diana Price arrives and steals Bruce´s
drive and all the audience attentions.
This is one of the moments in the movie in which
Lex appears and seems to be mad. And I’ve been reading some reviews and I have
to agree. This Lex is mad and he seems kind of like the Joker, but that’s not
Jesse´s fault because his performance in my opinion is nothing but brilliant;
the one to blame for the erratic personality of Lex are the screenwriters for
deliver a character that has more of a crazy man that any other thing.
And since I am talking about Lex I will say
that he provides Bruce the easiest way to steal the kryptonite and he refuses
it. This only makes my point and proves how idiot Batman is in this movie. And shortly
after that, I do not recall very accurately because at this point I was
considering to left the cinema, he recovers the pen drive that Wonder Woman
stole from him and, of course, he is perfectly able to recover all the data in
the drive, which apparently was encrypted. And all of the sudden Batman
discover about the Metahumans.
He send a mail to Diana Price (by the way, if
she was trying to keep a low profile she is doing a terrible job) and she sees
all the files about metahumans, and this could´ve been one of the best parts of
the movie, until I see Flash. I do not like this Flash. I am a huge fan of the TV
show and I love how Grant Gustin portraits The Flash. He is so amazing: having
all this funny lines and been a nerd and speedster I think Grant Gustin is the
best for the job. I do not even like the Flash of Earth 2 (those who follows
the show would know what I am talking about). And I have to say I do like Ezra
Miller as an actor, I loved him in The perks of being a wallflower, but he is
not Flash; at least not to me.
And all of the sudden Lex kidnaped Clark´s mom
and Louis and in some point makes the Capitol of USA explode. Which was kind of
absurd. The terrorist was in a wheelchair ok, but if the detectors of the
entrance would not noticed this, Superman would have. Instead Superman did not
even suspect of it, but the USA senator was suspicious of it and realizes a few
moments before. This is absurd! Superman has super-hearing therefore he would
have notice how nervous she becomes only if he haven´t notice the bomb first.
But going on with the kidnaping thing, Lex is
some kind of evil genius that manages too kidnaped both Superman´s mother and
girlfriend. While in the meantime Batman is creating a whole arsenal out of the
littlest of the pieces of kryptonite.
And since I am talking about the kryptonite I must
say that here is the biggest of the absurd. While in Marvel they are consistent
with the TV shows and the movies, for example in the TV shows events of the
Avengers movies are mentioned and take into account and follow the story line,
same for the movies with the events of the TV show. In DC they completely
forget about all things related to the show, ok so for the sake of this
storyline they´ve decided to forget about Flash and Legends of Tomorrow I can understand
(kind of) that the forget all of them. But certainly they cannot forget about
Supergirl! In the TV show the events of Man of Steel are a fact, in Supergirl
show Kryptonite is a well-known weapon against Kriptonians and aliens are all
over the place. Here aliens are not known, kryptonite appears in the weirdest
possible way… I must stop talking about this cause it makes me so angry.
The battle between Batman and Superman was
awful, I was expecting something spectacular but it was full of crap. Suddenly
Superman had all the advantages but then… The advantages were at Batman side
(who by the way with that weird suit looks like a Lego character). However, not
caring about the fact that the fight was such a big disappointed, Lois arrived
and saves him. And all of the sudden Batman and Superman are friends and Batman
saves Superman´s Earth mother, because she is name like his own mother.
Lois, in such an intelligent move, decides to
thrown the last of the kryptonite weapons into some kind of lake. And I have to
say at this point I was so excited, cause I was thinking that Aquaman was about
to appear and helped them but no. However Superman goes to the Kriptonian ship
and find out that Lex has created a Monster, which apparently was forbidden by
the Kriptonian laws. Superman faces the monster, which was created with General
Zod remains, by the way. And it was so weird and creepy. What´s that an
Aliombie (Alien+ Zombie)? Or maybe a Zomlien (Zombie+ Alien)?
And to finish the movie Wonder Woman arrives
and saved the day. Oh and they killed Superman. And they a massive funeral with
an empty casket. All so… I don´t even
know how to called it. And the ring… and all of the sudden Bruce is sad by Superman
death. ARRGGG!! And the open ending. Don´t even get me started on the ending…
For me, is pretty clear that DC was trying to
create a franchise such as Marvel has done. But where Marvel has done the right
thing by separating TV from movie DC “has failed this city”. As I was saying earlier,
Flash is Flash and not Ezra Miller, and actually I think they´ve got everything
wrong. They could have created such an amazing movie having two of the most
loved superheroes of all times. But they went to dark, with a really bad scrip
that won´t allowed the actors deliver anything right, cause the scrip and I am
really sorry to say this (mostly because the screenwriter is the same from The
Dark Night and that film was AMAZING) was pure shit.
I was so excited for this movie and it´s been a
huge down. A superheroes movie needs to have action. Also the fact that tis had
nothing to do with the style of Superman previous movie, again DC had lost
against Marvel, where Marvel has manage to maintain the essence of all the
individual movies in the collective ones, DC has created something awful. I
really wanted to love this movie, but it´s impossible.
Honestly, right now I don´t even know if I want
to see the Suicide Squad movie anymore. It´s pretty obvious to me that DC environment
isn´t the theaters but TV and Marvel is winning the game.
Have you watched the movie already? What are
your thought on it? Did you even liked? Leave a comment down below.
See you all soon.
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